Went out tonight with family. Discovered a new pub with a fab, heated, mostly-covered smoking area. Food was particularly awesome. Any pub that tries to cater to their smoking customers is a winner. Do take note, pub owners. Make the effort and spend the money, and we'll spend our money at your establishment.
So, I haven't checked to see if this ad is accurate (and I don't really truck with the whole AGW thing) but the text is mighty compelling. Plus, bonus: a smoking baby. Cuz a little sensationalism goes a long way, baby. Only a matter of time now before our favourite root of all evil wants to ban cars, to protect the children.