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Showing posts with label Super Twat of the Month. Show all posts
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Saturday, 3 November 2012

The Paranoia of Stephen Williams MP

I'm just a blogger. I don't work for a tobacco company. I'm not paid to write this blog. I am no different or better than any of you who come to read this blog -- however you got here, either accidentally or regularly, whether you followed a link from another's blogroll or clicked a link on someone's page. I'm just a guy who gets by, like you, but perhaps with a little more time than you have to sit down and write about the insanity we all see every day.

So it's always hilarious to see someone accuse me of being a paid campaigner for Big Tobacco. It's even more funny when it's an elected member of Parliament that accuses me of this. I mean, seriously, this is a guy who was elected to represent his constituents, somebody who should be able to see things for what they are and take a reasoned stance on behalf of those he represents.

The story begins a bit earlier.  Bear with me.

Yesterday, the gloriously paranoid Stephen Williams MP representing Bristol West tweeted thusly:

Now stop to think about this for a moment.  Here's a supposedly respected and supposedly honourable member of Parliament tweeting a conspiracy that anyone who disagrees with plain packs is under the employ or guidance of Big Tobacco. Remember: THIS IS AN ELECTED MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT. So much for the honourable and respected bits.

Does Stephen Williams have any evidence that the Rural Shops Alliance is a front for Big Tobacco?

No, he does not. So, lacking any proper evidence and being a petty and sad bastard , it seems because someone would dare to do a proper study on the effects that plain packs will have on British shopkeepers, retailers and consumers, and declare that the tobacco company who funded the study had no influence at all on how it was carried out nor the results, then the only logical conclusion in Stephen Williams's petty, tiny, anti-smoker brain is: Big Tobacco rigged the study; that the Rural Shops Alliance is being used by Big Tobacco.

Seriously.  This near-brainless stooge of the tobacco control industry, who gets paid with your money it must be said, tweets a rubbish conspiracy theory like this just because real people who don't sponge off of the taxpayer say plain packs will hurt businesses...?  Really?  C'mon, really?  Is this what we pay our elected politicians to do? Tweet shite like this?  Apparently. How sad is our government?  (You don't have to answer that, it's rhetorical.)

One must suppose that only Big Pharma or the Department of Health is allowed to fund research, because yeah there's no conflict of interest there. Ahem. One must also suppose that the real employers and businesses out there (not the people who work in the public sector), you know the ones who actually pay taxes and contribute real jobs to the economy ... well, one supposes that their research and opinions do not count in this country, and that every last one of them is being played by Big Tobacco.

Right now, there must be thousands of Big Tobacco execs sitting outside every rural shop in Britain and telling the owners how to run their businesses. Yep. That's how big the conspiracy is.  Indeed, look outside your windows now, and Big T execs are there, telling you to read this blog.  They are! They've tapped into the hard line and are sending these words to your screen!  Just look! It's those guys hiding in the shadows and wearing the fedoras. Don't you see them? Stephen Williams MP must clearly believe in them. 

These guys are right outside your door!

You know, I've written about Stephen Williams before.  He is this blog's inaugural Super Twat of the Month. I don't desire to rehash old matters, though. Let's focus on the now.

After Stephen Williams MP tweeted his rubbish conspiracy theory to his adoring and faithful 2000+ followers, the lovely and erudite Angela Harbutt responded as follows:

This is true. The public, police and a host of others have said plain packaging is stupid and will cause a great deal of problems without actually addressing the issue of whether anyone on the planet (or even in the universe) smokes because of a shiny trade mark on a packet of cigarettes.

This is where I come in.  I saw Angela's tweet and replied to her with this:

Did you note who retweeted it?  Blog favourite Stephen Williams MP.  Why would he do that?  Are there really such things as passive aggressive retweets on Twitter?  Did Stephen Williams MP hope that his legions of adoring followers would rise up and attack me for my views?  Is that the reason why Stephen Williams MP of Bristol West retweeted my response to him, or was he -- and this is being generous I admit -- hoping to engage a fellow citizen in a rational debate?

I think we all know the answers to those questions.

Turns out, there are no legions for Stephen Williams MP.  No. Stephen Williams has only one (just one) fan in Britain who would even mention my tweet, and this guy called me a simpleton and didn't even have the courage to say it directly to me.  OK. I can live with that. Most of us, myself included, don't wish to engage in petty goings-on via Twitter.  Still, I admit, it entertained me for 34.7 seconds (a generous estimate that includes the amount of time it took me to read the tweet and write my own.)

I told you that Stephen Williams is a member of Parliament. Didn't I?  I hope so. I just wanted to ensure everyone remembers that he's supposed to be a grown-up.

Right. So where was I?

Ah, yes.  This gormless MP, who believes that everything on the planet that he doesn't like is a Big Tobacco conspiracy, had a little more to say on the matter.  Except, Stephen Williams, like his one true fan in all of Britain, lacks the courage to say it to me directly. Indeed, this elected, respected, honourable member of Parliament insinuates that this blog's author and what I write is paid for by Big Tobacco companies.



So, there you have it. Stephen Williams MP has falsely accused me, without evidence -- and let's remember that this guy is a grown-up Minister of Parliament who should be above such unfounded accusations (ahem, ahem)  -- that I'm am a paid campaigner for the tobacco industry. 

Stephen Williams MP is wrong.  I'm not paid to write this blog. I'm not paid to have the views I hold, by anyone, and certainly not any tobacco companies.  I am just an ordinary person like any of you. No better than you, not special, not working for anybody ... just a guy who makes time to research and write about ignorant, petty bastards like Stephen Williams MP who represent Bristol West.

Because I want to do it.

Since Stephen Williams is the Chairman of the All Party Parliamentary Group on Smoking and Health, which is administered to by hate groups such as ASH, I can only logically conclude that, given the evidence, Stephen Williams is a delusional, paranoid, anti-smoker stooge of the tobacco control industry.

How about you prove me wrong, sir? Do you have the courage for that?  What say you? 

. . .

. . .

Yeah, that's what I thought.


** UPDATE:  Angela Harbutt has more on this at the Hands Off Our Packs blog. **

Thursday, 16 August 2012

Super Twat of the Month - August 2012

Introduction

Each month this blog will choose one person or an organisation to be our Super Twat of the Month.  Our STOTM will normally be a public figure who is an anti-smoker activist and/or someone who is trashing (or attempting to trash) our civil liberties in support of a Nanny or Surveillance State.  If this blog had to have only one motto, it would be "Educate, Don't Legislate."  STOTMs want to legislate your lifestyles away. The people we choose to be STOTMs often claim to be in support of civil liberties, but in reality they only want liberties to be applied to the causes or groups of people they identify with.  Here we call them out for their hypocrisy.  We are not so naive that we believe this blog will have any impact on their decisions, but we can hope.

Whoa! Stop the Presses!

This month we're going to break from our usual format, in which we list both good and bad things about our chosen Super Twat of the Month. In fact, we're breaking all the rules and we're not even going to choose a person or an organisation.  No, this month is very special.  This month we choose an entire fucking country. Yes, that country.

Super Twat of the Month - August 2012

August's Super Twat is Australia.


The Blunder Down Under

Quite frankly, we've written so much about Australia that we're sick and tired of it.  So we're going to keep this relatively short.  Australia, you suck!  You are a nation of nannied pussies.* You are now the shittiest country in the world. North Korea is 1000 times better than you.

(*We exclude all persons who believe that plain packs are a bad idea and/or fought against plain packs. We also exclude certain individuals who haven't fallen for that whole man-made global warming scam.)

Your government is run by fascist criminals pretending to be otherwise, pretending to act in your best interest, screwing you over at every opportunity without the courtesy of a reach-around.  The justices of your high court who ruled in favour of plain packs are a disgrace to freedom, as well as consumers' and traders' rights.They have dishonoured each and every one of you.

They have all colluded against you and now have drawn a line in the sand. And do tell: who amongst the nannied citizenry of Australia will be brave enough to cross it? Anyone?  Anyone at all?

Nobody?

That's what we thought.

We know what you're thinking, citizens of Australia. You're thinking it's unfair to judge an entire country based on its government, high court, and a limited constitutional ruling on plain packaging on tobacco products.  To which we say, "fuck off and go hump a koala, pussies."  You are about to find out that it was never just about cigarettes.

In a short amount of time, you will see the super nannies demanding plain packaging for lots of stuff.  You let them open the floodgates. Now you're going to have to deal with it.  You deserve everything that is coming your way. We hope that while you're reading your unduly excessive carbon tax bills that you choke on your plain packaged fast food, alcohol, fizzy drinks, and anything else that your evil fucking government decides is unhealthy for you.

Perhaps at the next general election you'll take steps to get rid of your current government.  We hope you do, but until then, until you fight to take back your country, you can all go piss up a rope.

Congratulations, Australia, you are are Super Twat of the Month. All of you.

PS: You could also do something about The University of Sydney, at which certain "educators" are brainwashing your children and ultimately breeding hateful fuckwits daily. Just sayin'.

Tuesday, 17 July 2012

Super Twat of the Month - July 2012 (Part 2)

This is the second part of our Super Twat of the Month for July post covering Dr Anna Gilmore.  Part 1 is here if you haven't read it already.

Super Twat of the Month - July 2012

July's Super Twat is Dr Anna B. Gilmore, MBBS, DTM&H, MSc, MFPHM - Professor of Public Health & Director of the Tobacco Control Research Group at the University of Bath.

War of the Wikis

On 1st June 2012, the Tobacco Control Research Group (TCRG) at the University of Bath launched their Tobacco Tactics wiki. The head of TCRG is of course Anna Gilmore. The purpose of the wiki, they claim, is "to provide up-to-date information on the Tobacco Industry, its allies or those promoting a pro-tobacco agenda."  (We have written about the wiki previously here.)

As one casually peruses the wiki, it is evident that almost any person, business or organisation that has publicly disagreed with tobacco control legislation is included on the "naughty list" located under the Organisations and People heading.

While some of the categories are certainly suspect and overreaching, it is the inclusion of bloggers and libertarians to the naughty list that is particularly irksome to us.  What purpose, exactly, do these two entries serve if not as an attempt to publicly malign private individuals as paid stooges for Big Tobacco?

Discontented with attacking tobacco companies and the people who work for them, it seems that the tobacco control industry has now chosen to smear anyone at all who disagrees with their views.  But what it really looks like to us is that Gilmore is upset that there are bloggers out there who don't agree with her, so they too must be added to the wiki in some sort of personal vendetta against them, possibly.

Whatever her reasons for including bloggers and libertarians, it is simultaneously laughable and concerning that those entries indicate money was spent on researching Companies House for information about the bloggers' business activities.  For instance:
Puddlecote says he runs his own transport business, yet there is no "Puddlecote" listed as a Director at Companies House.
The obvious fact that Dick Puddlecote writes using a pseudonym is apparently lost on the researchers.  Moreover, that statement makes it clear that Dick does not work for tobacco companies, so he was added due to his opinions about the people who work in the tobacco control industry and seemingly because he's also a libertarian. 

Another thing we take issue with is the total lack of transparency of edits on the Tobacco Tactics wiki.  Why for instance are the edit summaries hidden and the edit histories scrubbed?


If this is genuine research by academic researchers, then why are the majority of editors on the wiki anonymous?

(Of the few names that are not anonymised, we wonder if the user account "Sally Chesworth" is for the same person who is a BBC radio producer.  And if so, why would a person in the media need a user account for the wiki?)

We cannot help but wonder why the Tobacco Tactics wiki is so secretive in its edits.  Is it to protect the various editors from direct legal action, perhaps?  We don't know.  Nevertheless, we remain highly suspect of Gilmore's intentions for this site.  Indeed, the entries are often biased, sometimes whimsical in its presentation of certain individuals, and sometimes inaccurate or misleading when attributing what they deem as threats by certain bloggers like Frank Davis.

Amusingly, the creation of Gilmore's wiki of shame had yet another unintended effect. To borrow the phrase from Newton's third law of motion, "To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction," the reaction to Gilmore's wiki was the creation of another wiki site called Tobacco Control Tactics*.  The opposing wiki describes its purpose as follows:
TCTactics aims to provide up-to-date information on the Tobacco Control Industry, its allies and those promoting the extremist anti-tobacco agenda that no longer targets just tobacco but ordinary adult consumers who use it. 
[*Full disclosure:  We have been granted a user account at the TCTactics wiki, however we have yet to add any content to the wiki, for which we also apologise.]

The TCTactics wiki was not funded by any tobacco companies or "pro-tobacco" organisations or "front groups" and it certainly received no money from the taxpayer.  The wiki was created by ordinary citizens all over the world who are weary of the tobacco control industry distorting the debate about public health whilst continually harassing adult smokers.

Gilmore's wiki, on the other hand, was part-funded by Smokefree South West (a group funded by several NHS trusts), which means you the British taxpayer paid for some of it.

And while the disclaimer on Gilmore's wiki says Smokefree South West "had no input into the research reported on this website or its conclusions," we have to wonder if that statement is factual.

Steering in the Right Wrong Direction

We mentioned in part 1 of this post that getting funding for your research is paramount.  So how did Smokefree South West come to fund the Tobacco Tactics wiki?  To be absolutely honest, we really do not know.  But we find it most curious that one of Dr Anna Gilmore's "on-going roles" is being a member of SmokeFree South West's Steering Committee and Programme Board, a position perhaps she inherited from Linda Bauld after she left Bath.

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What's a steering committee and what do they typically do?  From BusinessDictionary.com (emphasis added):
An advisory committee usually made up of high level stakeholders and/or experts who provide guidance on key issues such as company policy and objectives, budgetary control, marketing strategy, resource allocation, and decisions involving large expenditures.
Well, this all seems a bit incestuous to us.  Gilmore sits on the steering committee which quite possibly determines who gets funding for research projects and campaigns like plain packs.  We have had difficulty locating any information on-line about this particular steering committee, e.g. all who sit on it, but perhaps we missed it -- we could find nothing on its website or via Google searches. To learn more, perhaps we'll need yet another freedom of information request to see if it's really some kind of star chamber-like committee operating under the auspices of Big Pharma and its own devious plan to force nicotine replacement therapy on every smoker out there.

We note that the Tobacco Tactics wiki lists both Eveline Lubbers and Andrew Rowell as managing editors, but we think it unlikely that Gilmore has no editorial influence whatsoever on the wiki.  So is it accurate to say that Smokefree South West has no input on the wiki when in fact a member of the NHS's organisation is responsible for the creation of the wiki?

We admit we do not have the answer. But it looks all kinds of dodgy to us.

The Star Chamber
Image via Watching The Detectives

Those Non-Existent Slippery Slopes Exist

As we come to the end of this epic post about Dr Anna Gilmore, we feel obligated to point out again that all of the tactics and techniques she learnt from doing her tobacco control work are now being used for alcohol control too.  Go on and download the conference programme and see for yourself.  All of the items that were discussed at the conference are illuminating, but we liked this one the best:
Should we consider managing the retail environment and product marketing as ways of combating tobacco and/or alcohol use? What effect do restrictions on product displays, product content disclosure, or tighter packaging and labelling rules have on consumption?
Naturally, this blows ASH's Myth #7 right out of the water:

Dr Anna Gilmore is of course moving into alcohol control because ... well, we think Dick Puddlecote said it best here last January:
Having just about squeezed UK and EU tobacco control budgets dry with her trademark 'torturing of statistics for hire' consultancy provision (motto: no job too small, no untruth too big), she is now offering her services as an expert in other areas.

The demonisation of alcohol companies, to be precise.
Do we really need to say any more about those non-existent slippery slopes?  We think you get the picture just fine.  Anna Gilmore apparently gets it.

In Closing

Because this post is long enough, there are a number of things about Dr Gilmore we didn't cover.  Like her role as European Editor for Tobacco Control magazine, the very same journal where all of the so-called peer-reviewed research ends up.  Nor did we mention her role with RedPharma as a member of the Trial Steering Group.  We didn't even mention that Pfizer and Novartis seem to sponsor many if not all of the tobacco and alcohol control conventions -- and of course they have absolutely no vested interests in ensuring their products are used and promoted by tobacco control and the NHS. Right?

Despite our omissions, we feel we've said enough for now. So we offer our congrats to Dr Anna B. Gilmore for obtaining the dubious honour of Super Twat of the Month. Congratulations, madam. You've earned it in spades.

Sunday, 15 July 2012

Super Twat of the Month - July 2012 (Part 1)

Introduction

Each month this blog will choose one person or an organisation to be our Super Twat of the Month.  Our STOTM will normally be a public figure who is an anti-smoker activist and/or someone who is trashing (or attempting to trash) our civil liberties in support of a Nanny or Surveillance State.  If this blog had to have only one motto, it would be "Educate, Don't Legislate."  STOTMs want to legislate your lifestyles away. The people we choose to be STOTMs often claim to be in support of civil liberties, but in reality they only want liberties to be applied to the causes or groups of people they identify with.  Here we call them out for their hypocrisy.  We are not so naive that we believe this blog will have any impact on their decisions, but we can hope.

(Due to length, we have decided to publish this month's STOTM article in two parts.)

Super Twat of the Month - July 2012

July's Super Twat is Dr Anna B. Gilmore, MBBS, DTM&H, MSc, MFPHM - Professor of Public Health & Director of the Tobacco Control Research Group at the University of Bath.

Dr Anna Gilmore

To be honest, we never wanted to write anything about Dr Gilmore.  We believed others were doing a brilliant job at exposing any flaws in her research and publications, and countering her statements for and on behalf of the tobacco control industry, so we saw little point in covering it ourselves.  But there is another reason we didn't want to write about Gilmore that is much more selfish:  self-preservation. Simply seeing her name in print is usually enough to start us on a month-long binge drinking affair reminiscent of Nicolas Cage's character in "Leaving Las Vegas."  For the sake of our livers, sanity and happiness, we've avoided Gilmore these last few months. 

But when Gilmore launched her Tobacco Tactics wiki designed not only to attack Big Tobacco but also to intimidate and silence bloggers, libertarians or anyone who disagrees with the parasitical tobacco control industry, we could no longer avoid her.  So risking our very lives, we begin:

The Good

  • Dr Gilmore's early research into meningococcal disease is impressive and cited often.
  • Gilmore also worked in a refugee camp in Nepal and a community hospital in India

At the beginning of Gilmore's career she did extensive research and published several papers about meningococcal disease, which causes life-threatening meningitis and sepsis (blood poisoning) conditions.  This is a disease that truly kills hundreds of thousands of people each year, mainly children and the elderly, particularly in developing countries.  If one were genuinely interested in "protecting the children," any research into this field is worthwhile. Gilmore's research papers about the disease have been cited numerously in subsequent publications and studies.  The work she did in this field of medicine should be considered laudable, especially if it helped to save any lives.

A press release from the University of Bath indicates that Dr Gilmore also had "stints" in a Nepali refugee camp and a community hospital in India.  We don't know what sort of work she did; we can find nothing on-line about her work at these places.  Nevertheless, we assume that helping refugees in any kind of medical capacity is definitely a good thing.  We suppose that we'll have to wait until she publishes her auto-biography to learn about what she did at the beginning of her career.

The Bad

  • The vast majority of Dr Gilmore's work since 2001 has been in tobacco control
  • Her research to shore up public support for tobacco control is often criticised as "junk science"
  • Gilmore is now actively merging tobacco control with alcohol control polices
  • European editor of Tobacco Control magazine
  • Council Member of Action on Smoking and Health (ASH) England (former Board Member)
  • Member of Smokefree South West's steering committee (the organisation runs the Plain Packs campaign)
  • Created the Tobacco Tactics wiki, which was part-funded by Smokefree South West
  • Has helped to shape numerous legislative policies against smokers that have hurt communities
  • Her claims of being denigrated and harassed look like propaganda


Research Ain't Cheap

While working on staff at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine, sometime around 2001 Dr Gilmore apparently abandoned her research about meningococcal disease and switched to tobacco control.  It is unclear whether this was a personal choice or perhaps influenced by her colleague Dr Martin McKee (who co-authored many tobacco control industry research papers with Gilmore).

In an issue of the University of Bath's The Insider published in October 2007 (page 11), Gilmore explains her reasons for beginning her crusade against Big Tobacco:
"I qualified as a doctor but I realised that if I really wanted to make an impact on public health I needed to get behind the root causes, rather than just treating the symptoms. Tobacco kills more people than anything else, so that was the area I wanted to have an impact. It’s an exciting time to be involved in tobacco research – it’s high on the agenda of governments around the world, which means there is more money for research than ever before."
Make of that quote what you will, but our opinion is that it provides true insights into the world of career academics and researchers. We can only suppose that perhaps meningococcal disease studies and treating sick people are not nearly as glamorous, politically-influential or academically grant-worthy as it may be working in tobacco control.

For all career academics, the need to secure funding for your research is paramount. Influences and pressure from commercial or government sources of funding could bring a lack of objectivity in the research.  In this Guardian article, Charles Ferguson writes:
Over the past couple of decades medical professionals have amply demonstrated the influence money can have in a supposedly objective, scientific field. 
In another Guardian article, Simon Jenkins bemoans how universities have seemingly entered a Faustian pact and have become dependent on government subsidies for funding:
British universities have become spineless lackeys of central government, lickspittles at the trough of subsidy. They plead they are a "golden investment" in the nation's future, yet they cry "higher purpose" when this claim is challenged. Those who went to university, including captains of industry, go along with this confidence trick to justify the advantage they gained from the experience, and hope their children can benefit too.
The bottom line is that research is not cheap and universities and researchers need lots of funding to survive. Securing funding from private or government institutions can be difficult even in the best of times. With a near-broken peer-review system, it is not hard to imagine that in some circumstances objectivity and integrity can go right out of the window when it comes to research paid for by industry that seeks a particular result.

Indeed, the tobacco control industry tirelessly claim that any research paid for or on behalf of tobacco companies must be viewed as suspect research, biased in favour of the industry, and therefore automatically discredited and invalid. The hypocrisy of these statements seems lost on tobacco control researchers, whose funding is often secured through pressure charities like ASH or other dedicated organisations (private charities or governmental) with a clear tobacco-control agenda.  By hiding behind a university's academic credentials, by using private charities, and by waving their banners of "public health" and "protect the children," the tobacco control industry makes dubious claims that its research is unbiased and therefore the only research that matters in the debate. We truly doubt it.

Regardless of the rhetoric about who funds the research, the take-home lesson is that researchers need constant funding for current and future projects.  So we wonder:  How better to ensure said funding than to sit on committees that are likely to fund your research?  As we will see in part 2 of this post, Anna Gilmore has seemingly positioned herself to do exactly that.

Queen of Junk Science?

We see little need to challenge the quality or accuracy of Dr Gilmore's tobacco control research here since others have done so repeatedly and far better than we can.  Suffice it to say that it does seem as though Gilmore and former research partner Linda Bauld are a bit thin-skinned and clearly resent having their work labelled as a "junk science" as evidenced by the number of articles on the Tobacco Tactics wiki complaining about it.  (ed note: we found the Tobacco Tactics wiki quite helpful in listing articles that debunked Gilmore's work -- we doubt that was her intention.)

Gilmore apparently believes she has been denigrated by libertarians and bloggers, but name-calling aside, is it really denigration of one's work when someone actually proves the claims you have made were distorted in pursuit of a particular agenda?  Ironically, by complaining about denigration rather than standing by her work and/or backing up her work with further evidence, Gilmore has succeeded in lending further credence to her detractors' claims of junk science as well as helping them attain a wider audience than they already had. In our view, it is an own goal.

Furthermore, if the following claims of denigration had not been made in the press (see Daily Mail article here), it is unlikely we would have ever chosen Anna Gilmore as Super Twat of the Month.  Gilmore said:
We've had abuse before, over the debate about banning smoking in public places, and I get some of this every time I publish a paper, but it's increasing...This is part of a deliberate attempt to misinform the public and politicians, denigrate our research and to harass, denigrate and undermine us as researchers."
She gets abuse every time she publishes a paper? Really? And it's increasing?  If true, is it perhaps because people are angry and feel that Gilmore is deliberately misleading the public to support tobacco control legislation? We don't know, and it would not be an excuse for harassment if it is the case. Regardless, for some reason Gilmore seems to believe that no one is allowed to disagree with her studies.  Indeed, the entire tobacco control industry acts this way.  If proving Gilmore wrong time and time again is denigration, then perhaps we need to add a new definition to that word.

I'm Not a Nazi! I'm Not a Nazi!

That latest whinge about denigration does not seem to be the first time Anna Gilmore has taken umbrage to people challenging her work or calling her names. Perhaps weary of being compared to or called a anti-smoking Nazi, she and two other researchers (Martin McKee and Eleonore Bachinger) published a study  in a clear attempt to disassociate the modern tobacco control movement with the anti-smoking movement in Nazi Germany, arguing that things were "complex."  It was a weak attempt at re-framing the Nazi debate in respect of current German reluctance to implement strict smoking ban polices for fear of having it associated with Hitler's anti-smoking policies.  It had the opposite effect, however.

Again, by bringing even more attention to being compared to Nazis, they have only succeeded in more closely associating themselves with it. Even more concerning, it appears to us as if they learnt some tactics from their research of Nazi Germany policies and tactics. Here, for example, is a short [fair use] excerpt from their study (Public Health Volume 122, Issue 5 , Pages 497-505, May 2008):

"Insights can be gained"?  What kind of insights?  Perhaps this insight: "As tobacco is the most dangerous toxin for the circulatory system, it is avoided by all athletes’, and would be altogether ‘unmanly’"  Now compare that particular insight to this Gilmore quote in a Brighton Wired article a few years later about Wayne Rooney and other athletes smoking:
Anna Gilmore, professor of public health at the University of Bath, agreed that athletes have a responsibility to their fan base to be 'responsible role modes'. (sic)  


[...]

But she said athletes should also be thinking of the effect that the nicotine is having on their own health and performance.

"Smoking has a very detrimental effect on health and would affect one's ability to function as an athlete," she said.

"It has significant impacts on the cardiovascular and respiratory systems, which are essential to athletic performance." 
So, in our opinion, there are some obvious parallels with the Nazi anti-smoking movement and today's anti-smoker movement.  The tactics to denormalise smokers and further an anti-smoking agenda between the two eras are clearly similar in many respects. It's impossible not to draw comparisons. But is it really any of Gilmore's business that Wayne Rooney or any other athlete was having a fag?  Is it anyone's business but the athletes'?  No, it isn't.  Naturally, like any totalitarian movement designed to control behaviour, those in tobacco control like Anna Gilmore with the help of the media have made it their business.

Classic Nazi-era Anti-smoking Propaganda
Source: Reine Luft 1941;23:117)

Forget the Children, I'm the Victim!

Despite the claims of denigration against Gilmore personally and professionally, it was playing the victim card in the press that we believe deserves closer scrutiny.  Was security really stepped up at Bath?  If telephonic threats were made as often as they claim (seven phone calls per day for months), were these reported to the police?  Why haven't any arrests been made?

We're not saying that Gilmore and her team wasn't harassed, and we certainly do not condone threats or harassment of any kind, but we have to wonder if perhaps there was some embellishment about what actually happened and what, if any, the real threat may have been.

Certainly the press used blog quotes out of context in an attempt to legitimise the tobacco control industry's story.  In addition, Linda Bauld, Deborah Arnott and Stephen Williams also claimed they were harassed, or threatened or abused in some fashion.  If any of this is true, surely the police would have acted on it and arrested someone?

Stephen Williams's tweet
(A few weeks prior to that tweet by Williams, he attended a public debate over plain packs.  He was not threatened or harmed by anyone, nor did he receive any homophobic abuse at the debate. By all accounts, the debate was civil. If there really is an angry mob of bloggers and libertarians out to harass tobacco control advocates, they apparently missed their chance to do so at this debate. We also could find no evidence of homophobic abuse on his blog, although if there was any we suppose it must have been deleted.)

In our opinion, the timing of the story in the press is highly suspect. It came out only a day after the WHO announced its campaign to expose pro-tobacco advocates. If there were actual threats (and not just angry rants) made to Gilmore's team six months earlier and which carried on for several months as she claims, then we would have expected a story to come out sooner than 1st June 2012. But there were no stories. Why hold it back?  And no one was arrested.  Why not? We wonder if the police, assuming they were contacted, decided these alleged threats were not credible. Regardless, we are expected to take Gilmore at her word that she was in fear for her life.  The media certainly did.

Of course no mention was made in those articles about how Gilmore's tobacco control advocacy has genuinely harmed smokers or put publicans out of business. The tobacco control industry consistently denies that their policies have harmed anyone including businesses, but this does not appear to be the case at all.  This Daily Mail article explains how tobacco control policies have turned smokers into filthy lepers:
Anti-smoking campaigns and laws have turned smokers into a despised underclass, a study by a Department of Health adviser warned [...]

The history of public health is scarred by policies which, pursued in the name of health protection and promotion, have served to intensify public vilification and state-sanctioned discrimination against already disadvantaged groups
But what should we make of Gilmore's own study which indicates that Somali women in London are at genuine risk of being harmed?  Pat Nurse wrote about it here and said:
While she trumpeted what a great success the ban had been and misled the public about how it had reduced heart attacks which has since been exaggerated by the press, she kept strangely quiet about the fact that it humiliated and socially isolated older people - women especially - and created dangerous situations for Somali women who now have to take to the streets in hoodies to hide from male violence in a culture where women are second class citizens. 

We cannot help but feel that Gilmore's claims of being threatened have been exaggerated and embellished in pursuit of their agenda for plain packs, but of course we cannot know what actually happened.  Furthermore, we can find no evidence that any tobacco control advocate has ever been physically harmed by pro-tobacco advocates nor by any bloggers who despise the tobacco control industry.  Are we really supposed to believe their stories just because they said it happened? 

Gilmore's and the others' claims in the press certainly appear to us as a deceitful propaganda stunt designed to tar anyone who disagrees with tobacco control as deranged lunatics in line with the latest WHO propaganda. It also served to advertise the launch of Gilmore's Tobacco Tactics wiki.  Coincidence?  We do not believe so, but that is just our speculative opinion.

We're only half done here.  Click here for part 2 of this post.

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Thursday, 14 June 2012

Super Twat of the Month - June 2012

Introduction

Each month this blog will choose one person or an organisation to be our Super Twat of the Month.  Our STOTM will normally be a public figure who is an anti-smoker activist and/or someone who is trashing (or attempting to trash) our civil liberties in support of a Nanny or Surveillance State.  If this blog had to have only one motto, it would be "Educate, Don't Legislate."  STOTMs want to legislate your lifestyles away. The people we choose to be STOTMs often claim to be in support of civil liberties, but in reality they only want liberties to be applied to the causes or groups of people they identify with.  Here we call them out for their hypocrisy.  We are not so naive that we believe this blog will have any impact on their decisions, but we can hope.

Super Twat of the Month - June 2012

June's Super Twat is none other than Andrew David Lansley, CBE, MP, representing South Cambridgeshire.

Health Secretary Andrew Lansley - STOTM for June 2012

Houston, We Have A Problem

When we choose to write about our STOTM, we have rule that, in the interest of fairness, we should always include some good things about that person. No one is all bad;' no one is all good. For the last few weeks we have scoured the Internet looking for any good things Mr Lansley has done. And you know what? We couldn't find anything. Google was not much help to us either:

So we visited his home page to see what he thought of his life's achievements.  There he writes that his "proudest career achievements thus far include; running the Conservative campaign for the 1992 General Election (for which he was awarded a CBE), and transforming the public’s view of the Conservative Party’s commitment to the NHS."  That's it, in his words.  He got a CBE for running an election campaign?!!! Are you fucking kidding us? There is something terribly wrong with this country if you get a CBE for helping to elect corrupt motherfuckers into public office. As for the NHS thing, we hate to burst your bubble Mr Lansley, but the vast majority of the British public believe that you and the Tories are destroying the NHS. So nice going with those personal achievements.

Nevertheless, we must be fair. We pored over his voting record only to find that he abstained from all of the contentious votes. We read interviews. We asked on Twitter.  Nothing. We had to find at least one good thing, else we would be tempted to invent something along the lines of: "Did not conspire with hostile extraterrestrial beings to take over the world."  To be honest, we could not be certain he has not done so. Perhaps the whole of Parliament is in on that particular conspiracy. We don't know. Fortunately, after weeks of tireless searching, we found something good.

The Good

  • Mr Lansley is "always pleased to arrange for constituents who are visiting London to have a tour of the Houses of Parliament or to climb the Clock Tower, Big Ben."
That's very kind of you, sir. He also has tickets for you to watch the live parliamentary debates right there in the House of Commons. Fantastic.

The Bad

  • Mr Lansley was caught up in the UK parliamentary expenses scandal for re-designating or "flipping" his second home and claiming for lavish furnishings.
  • His views on the recession are pathetic and wholly typical of the technocratic privileged class: "Interestingly on many counts, recession can be good for us. People tend to smoke less, drink less alcohol, eat less rich food and spend time at home with their families."
  • Seeks to implement plain packs for cigarettes and tobacco products despite that this will lead to the loss of over 80,000 jobs.  Indeed, he has said that "We don't want to work in partnership with the tobacco companies because we are trying to arrive at a point where they have no business in this country."
  • Mr Lansley is responsible for producing a rigged and evidence-lacking plain packs public consultation written by tobacco control advocates.
  • Under his watch, the NHS has begun "lifestyle rationing" in refusing to treat smokers or the obese.
  • Lansley's proposals for reforming the NHS are misguided and will likely lead to further lifestyle rationing and quite possibly the destruction of the NHS.
  • He is a hypocrite, saying that government should not lecture its citizens about lifestyle choices as it would be counter-productive, but then decides to completely abandon the Conservatives' "responsibility deal."
  • The health secretary lacks integrity on his own beliefs by first speaking out against minimum pricing for alcohol then changing his mind and supporting it after he was forced to do so by his party.

(Undoubtedly, we have left off a great many things due to space constraints, and we encourage you to include your own in the comments, while you still can.)

Please Stop Electing This Man

If our Vote Them All Out campaign needed a mascot or figurehead, we would choose Andrew Lansley in a heartbeat. He is a career politician and civil servant who depends on taxpayer money to support himself and the causes he believes in. He has spent his entire life ingratiating himself into politics without ever having achieved anything worthwhile.  As the Health Secretary, he has become the worst kind of technocratic nannying tyrant, insisting that smokers have no place in Britain. He has had numerous conflicts of interest with big businesses and lobbying groups.  So why does he keep getting re-elected? It wouldn't have anything to do with spending millions of taxpayer money in his own constituency, would it?
Please Vote This Big-Headed Man Out of Office 
Artwork courtesy of Mark Wadsworth

Mi Casa, Mi Casa

Much has been said already about Lansley's involvement in the parliamentary expenses scandal. He admits that he worked the system to his benefit, but at the same time places the blame on the system itself.  But let us get this straight. He spent thousands of taxpayer money renovating Tudor-era cottage and just as he's selling that cottage he flipped his expenses to his London flat where he claimed thousands of pounds for expensive furniture. His punishment reward for ripping off the taxpayer? He becomes Cameron's health secretary after the 2010 general election. Well, Lansley said he was sorry for his part in it. We suppose that is all that really matters. Yes, an apology, and paying it back after you've been caught always helps.

Plain Packs

There is no doubt in our minds that Andrew Lansley believes that you and your children are complete fucking imbeciles. You are so stupid that you will be tempted to start smoking by just looking at a shiny cigarette pack. Never mind the huge health warnings, the pictures of rotting teeth and cancerous tumours that grace all tobacco products sold in the United Kingdom. Never mind that there is not a single shred of evidence that supports the premise that anyone began smoking because of the design on a packet.  Never mind that plain packs will make it much easier for counterfeiters to flood the illicit market with even more brands of dodgy fags that could seriously harm children, women and men.  Never mind any of that. No, instead, Andrew Lansley and his puppet masters of tobacco control will stop at nothing to ensure that you and your stupid, gullible children are protected from dangerous trade marks on a box.

And they will stop at nothing. The whole public consultation on plain packs is rigged. There are questions which you can only answer affirmatively in support of plain packs.  The evidence is also rigged.  The impact assessment is rigged. It's all fucking rigged to provide the result that the tobacco control industry wants to receive.

If Andrew Lansley had even the tiniest mote of integrity, he would abandon the consultation now.  But he will not do so.  He wants to ensure tobacco companies have no business here in the UK, perhaps because that supports his interests in Big Pharma. He doesn't care that retailers will struggle and lose business; he doesn't care that 80,000+ jobs depend on the tobacco industry; he doesn't care for the rule of law and trade agreements. Smokers and tobacco companies are an easy target for politicians seeking to look as if they are doing something good.  By supporting plain packs and deliberately or tacitly rigging the whole process, Lansley has proven that he has no integrity whatsoever, which is sadly true for far too many career politicians.

Plain packs will not sound the death knell of tobacco use in the United Kingdom. It will not decrease the number of new smokers. It will not decrease the number of current smokers.  It will not protect one child or any adult.  It will, however, rush in a prohibition-era style of criminality in the illicit market that the UK is ill-prepared to deal with. This will lead to even more laws, such as limiting the non-EU duty free allowances to a few packets like Australia has done, and it will further enhance the unofficial mandate for UKBA to confiscate even more legally-purchased tobacco products in other EU countries.  We foresee the likely possibility that anyone caught in possession of colourful, branded cigarette pack bought outside of the UK will be fined and treated as a criminal for displaying a tobacco advertisement. We foresee greater numbers of people harmed from counterfeit tobacco products. We foresee plain packaging being extended to other "harmful" products until nearly everything is plain and ugly-looking to protect you from yourself.  And Andrew Lansley, along with every sheep minion MP who votes for that legislation will be to blame for it.

Reforming the NHS

We were going to write a lengthy treatment on Lansley's NHS proposals, but then we stumbled upon this rap video by MC Nxt Gen (aka Sean Donnelly):



This blog is no fan of the NHS's decision to waste its money on denormalising human beings who smoke. While we do not wish to see the demise of the NHS and we agree that some reformation is necessary, it is incredibly hard for us to feel any sympathy for the NHS with doctors going on strike over pensions, and let us not forget lifestyle rationing against smokers and chubby folk.  Lansley's NHS reform proposals may be misguided indeed, as is everything he has done lately, but until the NHS changes course and starts treating everyone equally, we will not stand up for the NHS.  That said, to borrow from the rap video above, Lansley really is a grey-haired tosser.

In Closing

This blog calls on Prime Minister Cameron to sack Andrew Lansley from the cabinet immediately. We humble citizens and residents of the United Kingdom would like to arrive at a place where we are no longer tortured by hypocritical nannying tyrants like Lansley. So much for that Big Society, eh Cameron?

As for you, Mr Lansley, we would like to welcome you into the dubious ranks of Super Twattery.  Congratulations, sir, you are our Super Twat of the Month.

Sunday, 6 May 2012

Super Twat of the Month - May 2012

Introduction

Each month this blog will choose one person or an organisation to be our Super Twat of the Month.  Our STOTM will normally be a public figure who is an anti-smoker activist and/or someone who is trashing (or attempting to trash) our civil liberties in support of a Nanny or Surveillance State.  If this blog had to have only one motto, it would be "Educate, Don't Legislate."  STOTMs want to legislate your lifestyles away. The people we choose to be STOTMs often claim to be in support of civil liberties, but in reality they only want liberties to be applied to the causes or groups of people they identify with.  Here we call them out for their hypocrisy.  We are not so naive that we believe this blog will have any impact on their decisions, but we can hope.

Super Twat of the Month - May 2012

May's Super Twat of the Month is Theresa May MP -  Home Secretary, representing the privileged class Maidenhead

Home Secretary Theresa May - STOTM for May 2012
This was not an easy decision as there are a number of people who are equally worthy of the title of STOTM.  But it is the month of May, so we felt it appropriate and serendipitous to inaugurate Mrs May as our Super Twat of the Month for May.  Also, we are now worried that MI5 will be breaking down our doors any moment for writing this, but free speech does not come without costs.  So be it.

The Good

  • Mrs May voted against the smoking ban, and she voted for an exemption for pubs and clubs. Unfortunately for Theresa, that was six years ago and before she completely lost her mind as Home Secretary.
  • She voted against ID cards and later helped abolish Labour's National Identity Card scheme.
  • Her expenses claims as an MP are very low, generally among the lowest in Parliament.

We nearly disqualified Theresa May as a STOTM simply for voting against the smoking ban. We do not yet know where she stands on the plain packs issue. Our gut feeling is that she will vote against it, but then again it wouldn't surprise us at all to see her vote for it to "protect the children." We do not believe she is evil or particularly duplicitous, although she is a politician and that does not work in her favour. Abolishing the ID card scheme is perhaps the best thing she has been involved in since becoming Home Secretary.  She is also somewhat likeable, in a sort of motherly / grandmotherly kind of way.  One gets the feeling that she is completely unaware that her party is using her to promote both a nanny and surveillance state whilst the rest of the party hides behind her back and sniggers uncontrollably at their own cleverness. It's almost kind of endearing.

The Bad

  • She wanted to scrap the Human Rights Act because it got in the way of deportations.
  • She has allowed several British citizens to be extradited to the U.S.
  • Mrs May's views and votes on equal rights for gay and lesbian people are dubious, despite recent U-turns.
  • She would like for the government to be able to monitor all of your electronic communications on the Internet via the Communications Capabilities Development Programme (CCDP).
  • Mrs May wants to introduce minimum pricing for alcohol and electronic monitoring sobriety bracelets for alcohol-related offences.
  • She has overseen the effective gutting of staff at UKBA, whilst increasing the security checks to absurdity, which in turn has lead to unacceptably long queues at airports' passport control centres.

Human Rights? Pish.

No doubt the EU's directives on human rights are a nightmare for governments. It's a problem mainly due interpretation and its subsequent implementation by nannying busybodies who fear being sued, and clearly barristers find it easy to exploit the legal system by invoking the UK Human Rights Act, which enshrined the EU's directives into UK law.  Nevertheless, when Theresa May said she wanted to scrap the act because it got in the way of her deporting terrorists, she crossed a line.  Frustrations aside, one cannot simply suspend the rights of all law-abiding citizens in order to deal with a few troublesome individuals in support of any cause.  Could the Act stand a little amending?  Sure.  It's unwieldy and a blunt instrument, but that doesn't mean it should be scrapped in favour of a British Bill of Rights that has not even been written or agreed upon.  Perhaps May's statements about the act were paper tigers, a deliberate political attempt to incite the bleating masses to support the war against terrorists.  Perhaps she honestly believes it.  Regardless, her comments are inappropriate and misguided.  We also believe she was given the role of Minister for Women and Equality as a punishment for her past views on gay parents adoptions and such. Looks it like it worked.

Extradite Me

The case of Richard O'Dwyer illustrates everything that is wrong the Extradition Act 2003.  He is not a danger to anyone. He is not a terrorist.  He has not murdered or raped or even hurt any children, nor does he intend to do any of these things.  He's a 23-year-old alleged copyright infringer.  Copyright infringement is a civil matter, it's not worthy of extradition. Ever.  He could be tried here in the UK, but no, Theresa May has capitulated to the MPAA and the RIAA and authorised O'Dwyer's extradition to the U.S.  This is completely unforgivable.  We hope O'Dwyer's appeal succeeds, because if it doesn't, we are all at risk of being at the mercy of the American injustice system.

CCDP = CCCP

Almost everyone is aware that Theresa May wants to give the government the right to monitor and possibly read all of your e-mails and other electronic correspondence sent over the interwebs.  The 1st of May saw the hilarious activism of "CC All of Your E-Mails to Theresa May Day."  It was a nice gesture, but it doesn't really address the problem that people in government fear the free flow of information amongst its citizens. Your ability to communicate freely and privately is a threat to governmental control of your life.  Mrs May is openly advocating that the government has a natural right to read your correspondence should it wish to do so for any reason, absent any suspicion of wrongdoing.  This is an egregious affront to civil liberties and freedom.  Let's be honest, only the really stupid terrorists are going to use unencrypted communications to organise an attack. Chances are they aren't even using the Internet to do so.  Theresa May suffers from the same affliction that all politicians do in that they want to be seen as doing something to protect you, even if it means taking away all of your rights in the process.  

Bring On The Nanny State

Could someone please explain to us why Home Secretary Theresa May came out in defence of minimum pricing for alcohol?  Is it because of the over-hyped drunken louts ruining every little village and town centre in Britain?  Is it a serious crime issue?  Did the Tories use her as a sweet-natured patsy?  We don't get it.  That said, when questioned, she was utterly unable to answer the question about how much she drinks, even though she keeps an eye on her units.  In point of fact, according to the UK guide on alcohol units, two glasses of wine could very well exceed a woman's daily limit of drink -- not exactly binge drinking. Here's a short video of Mrs May that is worth watching, and sums up everything you need to know about her and every politician who seeks to control your lifestyles:


Drink for me, but not for thee.  The worst part about her comments defending minimum pricing is the term "pre-loading."  I have never heard anyone use that term to refer to drinking before you head out to town.  It smacks of the PCP scare in the late 70s -- if you smoke pot, it could be laced with PCP and then you'll throw yourself off a building and land on an unsuspecting litter of harmless kittens.

When I was much younger, we didn't go out until very late, because we couldn't afford to spend all night in town having fun. It's an economics issue. We weren't "pre-loading" for the sake of getting as drunk as possible before we went out.  We were only trying to save a few quid, because going out is expensive, particularly if you want to eat a meal or go to the cinema, or a play.  And when you're young, living in a two or three-bed flat with 5 other people, and barely making ends meet, you need to budget accordingly.  If kids are drinking cheaper booze at home before going out, this is sensible!  I'm not suggesting that everyone should get completely hammered before going out and making a complete arse out of themselves in town. But that is what some kids do anyway, and it has always happened, and it always will happen. You cannot legislate against it save for prohibition (which won't work anyway), and you cannot change human nature.

Minimum pricing, at its heart, is a class issue.  It is a blatant attack on the poorest people in society who clearly have no right to drink themselves into oblivion if they choose to do so.  Minimum pricing will have no effect on the wealthy and political classes, all of whom can easily afford the most expensive wines and liquor. It will not curb binge drinking at all.  It will not solve any alcohol-related issues. It will not save one life. It will only make people spend more for their drink, in much the same way the smokers who buy their tobacco legally in the UK spend an enormous amount of money on tax. Minimum pricing is intended to make the poor even poorer, to further divide the people into those who can afford to enjoy life and those who cannot. There is no other reason for it, despite it being dressed up as a health initiative by the nannies.  There are already more than enough laws in place to deal with drunken disorder in towns; we do not need a price increase on alcohol to combat it because it won't work.  Furthermore, it is not the responsibility of government to enforce a lifestyle change through taxes.  In return for this nanny state money grab, the government will have yet another mandate to badger us about our lifestyle choices.  Food will be next, of course.

Anyway, since Theresa May came out publicly in support of minimum pricing, whether she truly believes it or is just doing as she is told, and for numerous other offences to our civil liberties in Britain this past year, she has earned the right to be named as Super Twat of the Month. Congrats to you, madam.

Thursday, 5 April 2012

Super Twat of the Month - April 2012

Introduction

Each month this blog will choose one person or an organisation to be our Super Twat of the Month.  Our STOTM will normally be a public figure who is an anti-smoker activist and/or someone who is trashing (or attempting to trash) our civil liberties in support of a Nanny or Surveillance State.  If this blog had to have only one motto, it would be "Educate, Don't Legislate."  STOTMs want to legislate your lifestyles away. The people we choose to be STOTMs often claim to be in support of civil liberties, but in reality they only want liberties to be applied to the causes or groups of people they identify with.  Here we call them out for their hypocrisy.  We are not so naive that we believe this blog will have any impact on their decisions, but we can hope. 

Super Twat of the Month - April 2012

April's STOTM is Stephen Williams MP, representing Bristol West in Parliament.

The Good

When I look over Williams's curriculum vitae and key issues, at first glance it seems to me that he and I would get along famously.  We agree on enough things that, under different circumstances, I would not hesitate to invite him over for dinner, a drink and have a chat about life and the latest PS3 games.  Let's break it down:
  • Parliamentary Reform - check!
  • Pro-Immigration - check!
  • Anti-violence (against women, particularly, but I'm anti-violence against anyone... unless they are attacking me of course) - check!
  • Same-sex Marriage - check! Because honestly, who you love and want to marry is your business and no one else's.
  • The  Right to Protest - check!
  • Against Capital Punishment - check!
  • Libel Reform - check!
  • Abolition of Council Tax - check!
  • Against ID cards - check!

And there are a few others, but the point is that I can find some common ground with this man.  I don't agree with all of his views, and I doubt anyone does.  But I can imagine a spirited, friendly, robust debate on our disagreements over the course of an evening with a few glasses of wine or beer, and maybe a nice brandy for a nightcap.  If it were to happen at my home, he would be quite safe from our smoking habits, since we do not smoke in most of the house -- we have a designated smoking conservatory.  (Back in the Georgian and Victorian eras, people had "smoking rooms" sometimes called drawing rooms, or what have you.)  It's our "sin bin" if you will.

The Bad

  • Anti-Smoker and Anti-Tobacco, supports Plain Packaging
  • Wants Government to Protect Your Children
  • Believes in Anthropogenic Global Warming / Climate Change
  • Wants Government to Interfere in Private Business and Schools

Of course there is more, but I'm worried I'm going to lose your attention, so I'll just keep the bad to the list above.  So if we did have Williams over for dinner, I would like to challenge him on the above.  I don't know if I would win or even persuade him to change his views.  I think it unlikely.  If I could do one thing, however, it would be to help him see a different perspective.

Hypocrisy

I didn't know that Stephen Williams is gay until a couple of days ago when I read it on Wikipedia.  His sexuality is his business, and like racism I don't truck with homophobic viewpoints -- neither will be tolerated on this blog.  Bigotry is hate, plain and simple, regardless of whether it is against race, gender, sexuality, and nationality.  It's good to know that the Williams is championing equality for the GLBT crowd.  Even in central London, that bastion of acceptance and tolerance (ahem), I have witnessed some truly vile people attacking my gay, lesbian and transgendered friends simply for being gay.  I agree with Williams in that we need to better educate people that hating gay people is uncivilised and moronic.  So, Williams is gay.  Big deal.

And yet, here's the thing, Stephen.  Gay people have been an oppressed group of people for a really long time.  I'm quite certain you've experienced it.  It's awful.  It should never happen, but people are stupid and ignorant and they always will be.  Progress is indeed being made, as even you have said, but there's a long way to go still.  So why am I going to make an issue of your sexuality here and call you out as a hypocrite?  Because -- and I know you're going to think it's a stretch given your views -- but smokers are the new oppressed people, we are the new gay and lesbian targets.  That's right. Smokers (as well as fat people and drinkers) are being demonised by those who think their viewpoints are more important than ours.  And you, sir, are one of those people.  I know what you're thinking, but please bear with me, I'm still making my point.

Here, I'll put it another way for you.  Whenever an oppressed people rise up and gain power of their oppressors, the formerly-oppressed exact their own oppression against those who had oppressed them.  It's retaliatory, sure.  Iraq - Sunnis vs Shiites, etc.  An endless list of revenge I could write.  This happens all the time.  It doesn't make it right.  So, you, Stephen, you know exactly what it feels like to be hated by people for doing nothing more than living your life the way you believe you should, for being who you are.  Why then, knowing this as intimately as you do, would you do the very same thing to people who smoke?

Hate is Hate is Hate is Hate, Regardless

Do you not see it for what it is, this thing you're doing?  It's hate.  It's oppression. You are using your hatred of smoking, of tobacco, of smokers to oppress smokers, by making it more difficult for adults to consume a legal product.  It is no different than hating people simply because they are gay.

Ah, I wrote that I knew what you were thinking, so I'll address that here.  You're thinking that smokers can choose whether to smoke, but gay people cannot choose to be gay.  Indeed, some people are born gay.  Maybe we all are, because just about every "straight guy" I know has been with another guy at some point in their life, or if they haven't then they have definitely thought about it.  A quick visit to the M4M personal ads on Craigslist can confirm that.  You and I know both know that people can choose their sexuality, if they want to.  Sexuality can be very fluid, given the right circumstances.  Everyone has a choice.  It's called free will.  We can all choose who our sexual partners will be.

What we cannot choose is who we will fall in love with (well, we can choose that, too, I suppose, but I consider myself a romantic, you see). Let me tell you something, I fell in love with smoking. I love watching people smoke, seeing the smoke tendrils curl in the air.  It's not even about nicotine most of the time.  I just love smoking.  It's how I was born, I guess.  I love smoking a cigarette, having the occasional expensive cigar with a brandy, and I love the smell of pipe tobacco, although I don't smoke a pipe.  Nobody convinced me to start smoking, it was a decision I made. Nobody forced me to do it.  I wasn't gullible.  I knew the risks of smoking before I ever smoked one cigarette.  The pack design didn't matter.  It was the act of smoking.  I have quit a few times in the past, and I missed it so much that it made me miserable and hateful.  My friends, who didn't smoke, asked me to start smoking again. Can you believe that?  They said, please start smoking again or we will kill you.  I wasn't happy.  Smoking makes me happy.  Seriously, it does.

And who the fuck are you to deny anyone of being happy?  Would you like it if someone kept you from being happy?  You don't like smoking?  Great. Good for you. Don't smoke.  You don't like being around smokers?  Fine, done be around them.  You want to protect the children? Fine, go have some kids and protect them, but stop having the government do the job of parents.  And stop bullshitting us with this "plain packs protect children" crap when you know it's complete bollocks.  It's petty revenge against tobacco companies and smokers, because you hate them.  Just like homophobes hate you.  You wouldn't tolerate racism or homophobia, would you?

Oh, but smoking kills, you say.   "It's the only product--"  No it isn't. Not even by a long shot, but if you want to justify your position with that then fine, I'll come up with list of products that kill. Whatever.  Lots of things will kill us.  But here it is, Stephen.  You ready? Hey, hey... wake up!  Stephen, life kills.  All of us.  We are all going to die.  All of us.  No exceptions. All of us will die.  (They're all dead, Dave.  Kochanski?  Yes, Dave.)  It will be tragic for each and every one of us when we do depart, no matter how we die.  That's the point of life.  This entire planet will die in the future.  The entire universe will die.  Why fear it?  Why pretend it won't happen?  It's going to happen. It's unavoidable.  No one and nothing will life forever.

What? Do you think that dying of liver disease, or viral pneumonia because your body is too old to fight it off, is somehow more acceptable than lung cancer?  It's still death.  The really sad thing is that we as a society in the UK refuse to let people choose the manner of their deaths when they do get ill.  No one has to "die from cancer."  We could let those people end their lives with a little dignity if we were truly humane beings.  Dignity.

In Closing

So, you think about that.  Dignity.  Hypocrisy.  I would propose that you consider that smokers are people; that parents are capable of protecting and teaching their own children; that any laws on tobacco are just as illiberal as ID cards, and everything else you believe in -- we will deal with AGW some other day.  Because until you realise that to be a true civil libertarian means that you don't get to pick and choose who gets liberties and who doesn't, then you're a twat.

You are our Super Twat of the Month.  Congratulations.